this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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