you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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