I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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