first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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