i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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