White coat. Heels.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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