I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Randomize
