They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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