haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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