So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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