His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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