My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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