she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Randomize
