People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
false alarm. still invincible.
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Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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