I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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