don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
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We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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