I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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