So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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