have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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