doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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