the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just gift wrapped bread.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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