people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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