its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize
