I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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