new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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