When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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