Do vagina's smell?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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