Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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