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drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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