so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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