Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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