Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
