Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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