this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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