At least make sure they are 18
Why
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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