Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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