Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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