in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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