We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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