i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Is Oprah even human
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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