There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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Ladies don't puke and tell
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I think i got beer on your cat.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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