Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
The best revenge is premature balding
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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