I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
