found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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