Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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