the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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