We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
operation have a gay friend backfired
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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