Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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