that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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