..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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