I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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