How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
