I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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